There was that one time that I drew all over my friends truck in toothpaste as well as left hurtful phrases on the windshield. It smelled like mint for 3 months. Or that time I made it look like my d… (View Post)

A fruit roll up, strawberry icing and graham cracker sandwich. 12000 calories of absolute feel good (View Post)

Only people WITH 25 Intelligence can understand calculus 401, and I already have 25 Constitution (View Post)

Can we stop arguing about racism and stuff and just enjoy the characters for what they are. And your a child of an evil murder god you can break whatever aging rules you want. (View Post)

They don't allow other races to be Monks or Paladins. Otherwise I'd totally be a halfling monk and reduce evil kneecaps to fine a powder with my lightning fast fists. (View Post)