@KidCarnival There's a spear+1 in the cloakwood mines. So @KidCarnival you time travel by blinking. Kinda like blink dogs except in time and not space. Yes. how did you think I did it? I don't know, … (View Post)

first of all: Time zones suck. Well, I'm 17 so a little less than middle-aged for most myconids. @Anduins a mummy so he could be anywhere from a century to a couple thousand years @KidCarnival time t… (View Post)

Oh... I can't choose Cutting someone head off with a sword. Impaling another with a spear. Turning a skull into jelly with a flail. They're all so much fun! (View Post)

*Sees a mushroom jump out of @Auduins ear* "Oh my gosh!" "Oh dear what happened to you, you poor little thing" It was horrible, he... he tried to pollinate me. *cries* "He di… (View Post)

OK I have an idea. We somehow combine table top D&D and Magic the Gathering. A glorious revolution in all of geekdom (View Post)