@KidCarnival. I'd have to kill him by breaking his neck or something. It takes a long time to eat things like that. It's essentially having your stomach on the soles of your feet. (View Post)

I remember reading somewhere that Minsc has an unfinished quest where Boo gets stolen. May the gods have mercy on the thief for berzerking rangers shall not. Also give Aerie her wings SO SHE CAN FINA… (View Post)

*panting heavily after chunking a pair of spiders, causing the entire team to stare in disbelief* "Wow, I didn't even know exploding spiders with a spear was even possible." " @Samus, … (View Post)

What in the nine hells is he doing!? *a farmer runs by screaming* "MAH PLANTS! STOP KILLIN MAH PLANTS, YA FREAK!" *Anduin pulls up a large green chest-plate and hurls it at the farmer knock… (View Post)

Me: ಠ_ಠ Samus: ಠ_ಠ KidCarnival: ಠಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠಠ Eudaemonium: ಠ_ಠ Southpaw :ಠ_ಠ Everyone in the bar: ಠ_ಠ Boo, while inside Minsc's pack all the way in Nashkel: ಠ_ಠ (View Post)