I spend a small period of mourning for my lost brother and sporlings before moving on. I notice a pair of gnomes working on a statue that the fallen children surround. He tells me that he's carving o… (View Post)

I only asked one girl out to prom. It took me about a week to gather the courage. It went something like this. 4 hours of anticipation, 25 seconds of complete awkwardness when she told me she was gay… (View Post)

I got mushroom Wait, what? That's not an animal (View Post)

Credit where it's due THAC0 was a brilliant idea at the time but gosh do I think it's outdated. (View Post)

ALL OF THEM! LET THE RIVERS RUN RED!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (View Post)