I once RP'ed with a split personality Beholder paladin, moderately sane Drow Jester, Mindflayer cleric of Lathander with anger issues, an egomaniacal Gnome Wizard, and a Mummy Necromancer with more p… (View Post)

"Hush little baby, don't say a word. Nimbul's going to show you the. Big. Black. Bird." He makes that line SO intimidating, then you find out he's a pushover if you can hit him before he us… (View Post)

*Is currently surrounded by Hobgoblins* *Picks up phone* *Mashes "Nearby Experienced Adventurer" on contacts list* *ring* *ring* "C'mon, C'mon. PICK UP THE PHONE!" *click* "O… (View Post)

I'm a myconid paladin of Pslyofir. What else would I ever want to play as other than a cavalier? (View Post)

$25 is less than half of what I pay for a new console release so I'm cool with it. (View Post)