They don't allow other races to be Monks or Paladins. Otherwise I'd totally be a halfling monk and reduce evil kneecaps to fine a powder with my lightning fast fists. (View Post)

and then complains about the taste (View Post)

*Alordien The wistful elven pickpocket who was reduced to a fine red paste by a very, very, angry flesh golem after trying to pickpocket Thalantyr *Maldorn, The dwarven cleric who was my first attemp… (View Post)

That time I got waylaid by an ogre-mage and some bears at level 1 (View Post)