I could finally call my standard pally build by his full name and title! Reverent High Holy Paladin "Iron-Arms" Theirum Thunderbringer of the Fourth Order of the Church of the Flying Spaghe… (View Post)

Jan: So Viconia, I suppose you must be a drow, eh? Viconia: Speak not to your betters, surface slave. Jan: My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS c… (View Post)

Is it O.K. that I feel slightly emasculated that a 3 foot halfling girl chunks more monsters than my giant, axe-wielding barbarian? (View Post)

They were planning an insurrection and were waiting for Melicamp to lead them into battle. But then you turned him back and now leaderless decided to turn their rage on you. (View Post)

Sarevok: Why. Other than the fact that he is incredibly powerful, smart, ambitious and, conniving. He would caused an insurrection in Saradush getting Gromnir killed. Illasera would have gotten chunk… (View Post)