Noober is currently enjoying his new life as a squirrel, courtesy of my "polymorph other" spell, and unless you care to join him I would suggest you shut the hell up. (View Post)

I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. I'm so excited (Look what you do to me) I just can't hide it, (You've got me burning up) I'm about to lose contr… (View Post)

As the germans would say, Ach mein Hasselhoff! Zat iz ein wunderbar fraulein. (View Post)

Nah, my character is the child of a god and people are going to know it! (View Post)

Vampire. Shirts optional. (View Post)