Here's a fun fact, an explosions ability to solve problems is directly proportional to it's size. Fireballs and science is fun! (View Post)

That's probably because he believes it is Ellesime who is the protagonist in the story, after all he keeps her alive in a cage to taunt her, rather than killing her which would have been the more pru… (View Post)

That's easy to explain, Jon suffers from TVS (Talking Villain Syndrome), it's a common ailment for those in the ventral section of the alignment grid. (View Post)

Merry christmas people! And thanks for the shoutout @bengoshi (View Post)

You want to muddy the mage waters with *yuck* "fighter levels"? Physical work is so vulgar, that's why we have conjuration spells and... you know... other people. (View Post)