Dirty or not, running around killing monsters is stressful, and even stinky curves are still alluring. If a flirtatious drow or slutty pirate gal slithers into my bedroll, I doubt I'll care if they'r… (View Post)

Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I think my favorite part about him is that he's a posterchild for how one should play an Evil-aligned player-character in D&D,… (View Post)

Tough call, but I voted for Kagain in the shorties thread. I'll go for Korgan here. I've had an Evil dwarf bro for my Evil CHARNAMES in both iterations. No man should go without a shorty enforcer at … (View Post)

Is that what you're going to tell the guard when witnesses report you slaying a man in the street? "He was a bad guy, officer!" (View Post)

Is that facetiousness? Because, like, being "known to buy domains on a whim" is not, you know, a thing. Nobody does that. (View Post)