I read Maggotmasher and now I have the "boil em mash em stick them in a stew" song stuck in my head and feel slightly ill. (View Post)

hah, I suppose so. Is that with your melee only run as well? (View Post)

I think I've missed something. Why start a new account? Just for book keeping? Spears definitely do a lot less damage. They never explain the tradeoff in game though. Unless you're paying very close … (View Post)

how can you tell if the thing is real or if you're in a pod somewhere with wires in your brain making you think the thing is real? (View Post)

the champion version's soul says: "Once, a champion came late to the festivities, and was greeted by a shrine without fire, and a bell that would not toll. " (View Post)