Oh my, those peas are dangerous. The Netherlands, the coast of Germany, Denmark and the Doggersbank have all fused together in one big swollen pea-y blob. (View Post)

*takes a look at the number of votes: I say, let all those loners who were the only one to stand up for their favourite vegetable unite and create a lettuce-cucumbur-carrot salad with peas in it! Any… (View Post)

Peas be with you, Elrandir. *edit: and when I tried to post this the first time, the forum said 'There was an error performing your request. Please try again' - it must have been those cordyceps that… (View Post)

I'll plant a cauliflower garden in rebellion, with some cucumber plants to defend them with a might green twack! on the banana's curves with a long healthy green juicy stick! (View Post)

*Son_of_Imoen casts Protection from Cuteness, granting a +6 on his saving throw vs. Pugs and steps into the Pentagram. (View Post)