With a couple different details, you just described my old man, but I don't think he was an alcoholic. As for the friend thing, I think it's fairly simple really. You can ask him if there's anything … (View Post)

What is the airspeed velocity of the unladen swallow? (View Post)

I believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. (View Post)

Couldn't find it, but his follow up later when he said he tried to inhale, but just couldn't was even better. I miss Clinton and the 90's. (View Post)

Super constitution. I hardly get sick, and when I was lil I took terrible care of my teef but never got any cavities. (View Post)