"Words to the wise - circle, square, triangle" (View Post)

I used OJ in my cereal once, it was actually really good, but it all stuck together and I needed to throw half of it out. Also, this one's really weird, but when I was a little kid, early in the morn… (View Post)

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting." - Jack Handey. (View Post)

Armchair proctologist. Because yuck. (View Post)

Even saying that word can only end in tears, from what little I've seen about it on the internet. Or 'weird, confusing things I don't understand and don't really want to' if I'm being literal, but th… (View Post)