Tush: I hate you Alora: I know Tush: You've moved up the list Alora: Charmed Tush: When I get this belt off, I swear I'm going to... DM: SISTER! Tush: ... I can't believe you would have let him do it… (View Post)

DM: Randall, You've broken free from your bonds. Randall: I draw my bow and shoot at the werewolf DM: *rolls* Your arrows fire true, but bounce off its chest like a child's toy Alora: Ok, now I think… (View Post)

DM: What do you mean 'she's gone'?! Alora: What do you mean 'she's gone'? Flower: What do you mean, 'I'm gone'? DM: She's gone, sir! She was here one second, now she's not! DM: *rolls dice* Alora, yo… (View Post)

DM: SO I KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD UNTIL HE WAS DEAD! BAHAHAHA! Alora: I peek out of my tent, what do I see? DM: There are several bandits inside your camp. The weary traveller is being held up by two w… (View Post)

Ducky: You didn't have to be so mean to him! Randall: When some random stranger comes up to you in the middle of the woods, chances are they're trying to rob you, or kill you, or both. Ducky: But I s… (View Post)