DM: SO I KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD UNTIL HE WAS DEAD! BAHAHAHA! Alora: I peek out of my tent, what do I see? DM: There are several bandits inside your camp. The weary traveller is being held up by two w… (View Post)

Ducky: She was so pretty... DM: I'm sorry Ducky: I just got her for my birthday... DM: I'm really sorry Ducky: She was my biggest one... DM: It was just a sword, Ducky Ducky: She wasn't my first, but… (View Post)

Ducky: You didn't have to be so mean to him! Randall: When some random stranger comes up to you in the middle of the woods, chances are they're trying to rob you, or kill you, or both. Ducky: But I s… (View Post)

@enqenq I have tears in my eyes, you son of a bitch! That's your SISTER! (View Post)

Ducky: I like the new pretty lady DM: You like Tush Ducky: That's pretty, too Tush: All of you, EVERY ONE! All making the list! Randall: You look like your mom Alora: She does! Randall: I wonder if y… (View Post)