Maybe they say "Fuck you, I wish I thought of that." (View Post)

Be offended. Be VERY offended. (View Post)

Time to pick up the phone and call 1-8000 Trent Oster! -beep beep- Trent: Hello, Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition Help Service, how can I help you? Me: Uh yeah, about Candlekeep bro, how do I get out o… (View Post)

..you go to the pet store and purchase hamsters until you find one like Boo. AND: GO! (View Post)

New item: "Hand Over Your Ward" commemorative bath mat. (View Post)