Wow guys, I was just joking. I figured it was just a plot point so vampires had a place to sleep. Now I'm on Wikipedia looking up burial practices in mesopotamia. (View Post)

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"You'd. Be a fool to think I'd trust you. Now. Step aside. Or I'll stab your lackeys in the face with a soldering iron." (View Post)

How can anyone use the phrase "I am sorry that you feel that way" and not end it with "old man?" (View Post)

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