but.... she's attractive.... and clearly in his sights... (View Post)

I continued the discussion in the Scrypts of Doom thread... http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/39720/ferret-force-five-and-the-deadly-peril-of-fiendishly-perilous-perils-in-the-scrypts-of-doom#l… (View Post)

Drats! I had no choice but to purchase a spare life from my competitor, JP Purrgan I despise that man... I swear he looks at me like I'm lunch. Damn predatory lenders... (View Post)

I am an enemy of ferrets everywhere! If @Nimran is the Ferret leader and @Anduin is the super-villain, I am Anduin's wealthy financier. What? ... you thought exploding fleas paid for themselves???? (View Post)

This is quite possibly the best post ever... it is too good for such a ridiculous thread! (View Post)