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I wouldn't canonize her... I'd cannonize her (View Post)

Here is a, uh, less devious conspiracy theory. We always wonder why spambots choose to come to our forum. Like, why are most of those advertisements for pills or contraptions that help with issues li… (View Post)

Spambots are real, Everyday Joe posters just like you and I, but were framed by the Power-That-Be (yes, you moderators) so that they can eliminate forumites that challenge their monopoly on Promotes,… (View Post)

Unless you are an illithid. Then you summon a planetar and eat her brains out. And they say there's no such thing as a free lunch. pfft, amirite @Southpaw (View Post)