"I don't feel well... It is long past time for turnip tea, my eyelids feel so heavy... " Jan lays down where he stood, resting the head on his arm. There is no way to tell if he sleeps, pas… (View Post)

Blasted orcs! They remind me of my distant uncle Flatunsen, he really liked bean soup. Of course, preferring some vegetable over a turnip cannot be explained in logical terms, but this is just how un… (View Post)

Jan is happy about finding 300 sp, however still quite hungry. He wonders, if the orks posess some firewood. Without saying anything, he loads his crossbow and aims at the orks, ready to shoot if the… (View Post)

Jan searches the room for firewood, or anything else that would work as a substitute. (View Post)

Great idea, let's roast the turnip hating scum! (View Post)