The title of this discussion made me want to scream, "YOU B*****D!" Must be too much South Park. I don't think Elminster was supposed to fight. How does it feel to be THAT guy? Beating up c… (View Post)

Maybe Drizzt was so smitten with my character that he couldn't help but just bubble hearts into the air while he watched me slashing my way to victory. (View Post)

....... Hello there, adventurer! It is I...Balthazar the Fantabulist! You probably have heard of me...no? Well it has come to my understanding that the "iron" in the Naskel mines just isn't… (View Post)

@reedmilfam If you really don't want to know something...the word "milf" is in your name. :D (View Post)

I like how my character doesn't even stop to stare at the handle of his sword and shattered blade. He just goes right on beating on his opponent using good ol' fashioned pugilism. (View Post)