Oh God, this is like trying to remember my CV off the top of my head. Let's see, in chronological order: Bookseller (UK), holiday tour operator (UK), brewer (UK), brewer (South Africa), freelance wil… (View Post)

Back in the days when I thought I was clever I used to describe myself as being 'mattoid', meaning part genius and part fool (or someone on the edge of madness). Nowadays I'm just a fool but I still … (View Post)

Spraying shaving foam under your arms whilst wondering why your deodorant is still on the shelf. And of course there's always the 'I'm sure that's not my bedroom ceiling' syndrome'. (View Post)

Edit: I did click on Imp in the poll but it hasn't shown up for some reason (edit two: my medication had just kicked in and I forgot to click on vote). I would probably have been summoned from one of… (View Post)

"The mind is it's own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." (Milton, Paradise Lost). Never take yourself seriously. Always engage brain before opening mouth. (View Post)