My last cat was striped, so I called it 'Spot'. (View Post)

"You have arrived at your destination!" the satnav announces proudly. Your friend takes one look at the deserted landscape, hangs her head and asks quietly "You did bring your map, did… (View Post)

@element have you been to the Isle of Purbeck (which of course isn't an island)? Although it wasn't the inspiration for Tolkien's work it certainly has an otherworldly, out-of-sync rural charm that m… (View Post)

'Romance' and 'Viconia' are two words that don't exactly sit easily with each other. Quite apart from the fact she's Drow she does seem to be a bit of an exhibitionist (she jumped charname in the mid… (View Post)

With a cat in your garden and a gecko or two in your house you don't need to buy pesticides or insecticides - just a flamethrower for dealing with parktown prawns which are immune to any damage excep… (View Post)