When I asked a work colleague out on a date, and she replied; "You do realise I'm a Lesbian, don't you?". (View Post)

I, on the other hand, don't want Britain to be ruled by Germany. Angela Merkel owns the EU and it seems that her goal is to turn Europe into one, anonymous, bureaucratic super state where "one s… (View Post)

Like so many of these "Which is better?" questions the answer is; "It depends". If you're trying to disrupt a spellcaster - go for APR. If you're trying to take large chunks out o… (View Post)

The world, about 5 seconds after you jump out of an aeroplane for the first time. (View Post)

Four armed men bursting into my room in the early hours of the morning, all pointing their 9 mills at me. I was living in Africa at the time - that sort of thing happens there a lot. Either that or, … (View Post)