A woman forgot to take her cash from an ATM, so I ran after her with it. Then I went back to the ATM and was so distracted that I forgot to take my cash. (View Post)

Truly an unholy alliance. (View Post)

Wow, it had been a while since I watched any Maher. I cannot get past the smugness. Look, the whole costume issue is clearly overblown, but I think there's some miscommunication about why people beli… (View Post)

Stalagmites. (View Post)

Specifically, a 32-legged monster that grunts a lot. (View Post)