Dire Charm doesn't work on giant humanoids like Madulf, but Domination should do the trick. (View Post)

Citing a YouTube comment as a source for statistics is... innovative, I guess? (View Post)

I get a real kick out of reading your posts in Ted Cruz's voice. (View Post)

Preschool is important and formative too, and I think it should be free, but I don't care whether or not Kelsey spilled Mason's pudding cup. College students are adults, but they're also still learni… (View Post)

A gamer's girlfriend attacked him with a samurai sword. I could make some political point about blade attacks being more survivable than gun attacks as an excuse for posting it here, but actually I j… (View Post)