Vegepygmies! There's nothing more terrifying than sitting down to a refreshing salad and suddenly having that green thing you thought was broccoli snatch your fork from your hand and skewer you right… (View Post)

Mind Flayer sex scene confirmed! (View Post)

True. The next poster has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. (View Post)

True, I'm completely covered with arcane sigils protecting against various supernatural intruders. One can never be too careful. The next poster doesn't believe me. (View Post)

Or, it's like Dresden's hat. It only exists on the covers of the books. (View Post)