I asked the Bhaalspawn to upgrade my hilt with spoon, fork, saw, and scissor attachments, but would he listen? Noooo... "That's not practical!" "When would I ever use that?" Meanw… (View Post)

I read the title as Demi Lunch. Wasn't sure what that meant, so I had to check it out. And, uh, what everyone else said about killing the demilich. Yep, I'm helpful. :) That's nice to know! (View Post)

To save the hardworking @Flashburn some work I applied my own meager skills to the task. As a sword I'm good at the cutting, but not so good at the pasting. I think it works well enough though. (View Post)

I'm not sure the rules allow a flying holy sword to testify as a witness at trial. Indeed, no matter how wondrous said sword might me, no matter how heroic, how glowing, how filled with righteous pow… (View Post)

Minsc with a machine gun, and Boo with a bazooka! Can a "say hello to my little friend" comment be far behind? (View Post)