My preferred method is to unleash an incoherent rage upon my keyboard, bashing it against the desktop until its little plastics keys snap off and fly around the room. All, while I shriek like a bansh… (View Post)

Fortunately, the odd digestive tract of a gazebo features comfy chairs, magazines, and pleasant music. (View Post)

Unfortunately, the pale embalmed flesh proved to be near mirror-like in its reflective qualities, capable of severely damaging the eyes of nearby sun worshippers. (View Post)

Thankfully, there is only one shade of gray here. Add too many and it just becomes a pain. (View Post)

Fortunately, the magic mushrooms had no teeth. (View Post)