Vegepygmies! There's nothing more terrifying than sitting down to a refreshing salad and suddenly having that green thing you thought was broccoli snatch your fork from your hand and skewer you right… (View Post)

Welcome! Since you're familiar with these parts I don't have to warn you about mummies, vegetables, eggs, fungal doppelgängers or the occasional rogue ferret. Oh, and here is your complimentary :cook… (View Post)

was Oberon Fiddywhiskers (View Post)

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dramatic poem reading (View Post)