Khalid A cowardly elf lived to see his wife in the arms of a tree "Why w-w-would" he stuttered "B-b-because" she muttered "It may leave but at least it won't flee." Xan … (View Post)

Yeslick Some young clanmates of Yeslick behaved in a manner that he found depraved. On a scroll of dispel they inscribed a dwarf belle but her beard, to his horror, was shaved. Faldorn Faldorn worrie… (View Post)

Xzar When asked why, the Zhent necromancer, whose madness suffused him like cancer, summoned fiends beyond count to possess the Duke's mount, "I was imping his ride" was his answer. Montaro… (View Post)

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Edwin There was once a red wizard of Thay who was casting the spell color spray from his hands rainbows flickered and everyone snickered He screamed, "Silence you fools! I'm not gay." Ajant… (View Post)