@the_spyder and I were just having fun anyways, don't take it too seriously. I don't actually horrid wilting every kobold I come across... or do I? If you're a kobold, do you really want to find out?… (View Post)

Those potions should really be a controlled substance. "I swear officer, I was only buying them because I locked myself out of my house." (View Post)

Yeah, Skie is in my opinion the worst character in the game. Comes really late, is tied to Eldoth, has her thief skills spent all wonky and can't do anything besides that. But I love that useless gir… (View Post)

Sigh.. okay, who let the warrior in? @the_spyder, is this one of your "minions"? No matter. This brings to mind another advantage of my approach: smoldering corpses don't make snarky commen… (View Post)

Well, you don't become the realms' most powerful wizard by playing by the rules... (View Post)