But there are few things as spectacular as watching an Improved Hasted Mazzy tear through a horde of hobgoblins at a rate of 10 goblins/round... It's just not the same when you have to assign her a n… (View Post)

Nice, I want to rewrite mine to rhyme... but I suck at poetry :( (View Post)

Maybe you are the Amelia Bedelia of peach pies... Also, peach pie with ice cream! I really like chicken pot pie too... everything is better in pie form (View Post)

I am no man! edit: wait (View Post)

I... I do not remember your pie, Ellesime. I have tried. I have tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory, but it is gone... a hollow, dead thing. For years, I clung to the memory of it. Th… (View Post)