Unfortunately the dread weasels were fated to save a parallel pocket universe from destruction at the hands of dire weasels, so way to go @Anduin (View Post)

Unfortunately the flesh-eating-porcupine eating wombat population has grown out of control. (View Post)

Unfortunately the pocket universe is actually the back pocket of an umber hulk's spiffy new jeans, and it just sat down. (View Post)

Unfortunately no one dared tease him about it. (View Post)

So, in theory, you could conceivably get through the entire game without dying provided you were able to get yourself healed to max HP each time you took a hit, and you never leveled up. Am I getting… (View Post)