40. I'll be needing a 22 year old blonde girlfriend and a sporty car and some life-changing spiritual experiences in order to tell myself 40 isnt really very old, or doesnt have to be, at least. (View Post)

I'll be back in a while. (View Post)

It's just not fair. I spend days and days dragging harlots and a pleasure slave to my castle, and you just get a bunch of courtesans in your tardis without even trying. So not fair. (View Post)

False. Not part of any tradition I'm familiar with. Also, anyone showing up on my doorstep demanding candy will be prosecuted. The lucky ones anyway. The next poster likes to look at him/herself in t… (View Post)

@Shandyr What joke? @Ravenslight Well I've heard "Winter is coming...". Haven't you? @gorgonzola You can't play Icewind Dale too much. It's great when you get bored with sorting through woo… (View Post)