think of all the chemical additives you're no longer ingesting (View Post)

not all the humour in this piece is punishing, but i love it anyway... Three Roman Catholic priests were going to a priest convention. One Father was fresh out of seminary, one in his mid-forties, &a… (View Post)

When the baby buffalo went off to college, his mom said, "Bison." (View Post)

toothpicks are a great replacement...i think i chewed my way through a couple boxes of the things when i quit... (View Post)

@elminster the Hobbit movie comes out on the 14th, so at least we get to see part one before the world ends (View Post)