Willard: Ah, we have reached Easthaven, my friends. Danger and glory await us all! Hans: A paladin, a dwarf and a halfling walk into a bar? I think I know a joke that starts that way... Saralie: Drop… (View Post)

Omniscient God-like Narrator: One of the so-called "Ten Towns" of Icewind Dale, the - Hans: Wahey! We got Morgan Freeman to narrate our story! Omniscient God-like Narrator: Errr, well, actu… (View Post)

Yeti performs innate talent: resurrection. Ahoy! And Good eeeeeevening. Welcome to your nightmare. Muhuhahahahaha. (laugh stole from Anduin. royalty cheque in mail) Discovered in my documents folder … (View Post)

Hadley: This place is RIDICULOUSLY cold, but it's nothing a little fire and flames can't fix up. Beware all who cross my path, for Hadley will BURN you into ashes! (View Post)

Sir Willard Moonhelm: Hail! I am Willard, of the prestigious Moonhelm family of Waterdeep. I am a righteous force of good, a Paladin of Sune, like my father before me, and my father's father, and my … (View Post)