Vada Rockhammer: I came to the North by instruction from my God...or at least Her representatives here on Toril...my special skills were required here, they told me. A funny coincidence that this hap… (View Post)

Saralie Slamblade: Why do I always get lumbered with the idiots? Do-gooder paladins, gnomes who can't keep it in their breeches, stupid druid hippies, mages who just wanna burn things. I'm only here … (View Post)

Eamonn: Wow, it's sooo great to be part of this! Exploring the North, helping people, communing with nature! It's all good, man. Hopefully I might find some cute little wolf puppies to take home with… (View Post)

Hans Darwin: Bah! Too much snow up here, for one whose nethers are too close to the ground. If they suffer frostbite the ladies of a thousand realms shall swoon in sorrow! I swear, could not I have b… (View Post)

Yes, please do. The larder is getting low. I think those pesky ferrets have been stealing meat again. (View Post)