On stats (I didn't make this up): Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato… (View Post)

Hey, let's chase this hooded - and oddly charming - fellow who sings brilliantly, instead of those armoured blokes who are shooting at us. They look dangerous! (View Post)

Simple but effective tactic is to lure and attack the enemy in narrow hallways and entrances. Set thief traps before battle. Use Grease/Web/Entangle to slow down monsters, then cast AoE spells like F… (View Post)

I am BHAAL-SPAWN! Feel my wrath as you die by my blade! ... I also catch cats. (View Post)

The way I beat Kangaxx : 1. Summon few Mordenkainen's swords 2. Use Protection from Undead on them and you 3. Cast Haste 4. Wake Kangaxx Now watch as the horrifying being of undeath experiences final… (View Post)