Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Ok, a golem. What are you looking at? Don't just stand there, fetch some gold! Ok, just keep standing there I guess.… (View Post)

I bought it again just to save 50% this time! (View Post)

Hmmm Too deep (View Post)

I once bought a hamburger from Thalantyr's Diner. It looked good on the menu, but it dissolved a hole through the table. You can never tell what he's selling you. (View Post)

If this kid had half a brain, he wouldn't be sitting on Illithid Santa's lap Too late (View Post)