And one for good, ol' Immy: 'Dear Imoen, answer me, please, Has your cup-size just seen an increase?' Said she with a snigger: 'Yea, look - so much bigger! I'm Enhanced by some lucky caprice!' (View Post)

I know it should be about NPCs, but Charname intruded into two of mine: A hero once said in despair: 'Could henchmen *not* come in a pair? I want just the one, The other's no fun - Let's go find some… (View Post)

Montaron Quite oft' when the party had lunch The Zhentarim halfling would munch So much that the rest Would call him in jest 'Full Monty' - that humourous bunch! (View Post)

Edwin There once was a wizard in red Who wanted a Wychlaran dead. But the hero said 'no' (For he listened to Boo) And the wizard - named Ed - lost his head. (View Post)

Good initiative, @lunarhalo! One for Khalid (and plenty of players): Khalid is a coward, you boast Not fit to be part of your host. But that he perseveres In spite of his fears In fact makes him brav… (View Post)