I believe the rough martian translation for that doomed planet was "Earth". Our present planet translates to something like "backup planet in case things go awry with Earth". Thou… (View Post)

Blasphemous ideas have drawn the ire of the greater powers. As told in German folk lore, Die Waffelgötter live in the heavens above, and protect only the most delicious of breakfasts. Something parti… (View Post)

Not that it's entirely that helpful, but Wikipedia does have a handy list of Western-related Video games you can sort by date. List of Western video games It's been a long while, but two western game… (View Post)

Fact: Egyptian Pharaohs were often buried with elaborately decorated casks of waffles because it was believed that a balanced breakfast was critical to a successful afterlife. Sadly, few examples sur… (View Post)

Custom forum badge. The Order of the Waffle shall only be bestowed upon users displaying excellent taste, and righteous breakfast sensibilities. (View Post)