I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Oh, in the game? I once put every cursed item on Viconia, left her alone in a room with Quayle, and booted them both from the party. I now think that's wo… (View Post)

Better (because no Meat Loaf 70s schlock) https://youtu.be/oPwrodxghrw (View Post)

Well, he'd have to, wouldn't he? Unless he put it on a table or a counter or Oh-I-see-what-you-mean! Sorry. (View Post)

Dak'kon once had a sharp blade With which into frays he would wade. Then one day an orc Stabbed him with a spork, So now he's changed jobs to a maid. I once saw poor Edwin break down (View Post)

Swapped Garrick for Yeslick and let the former drown in the Cloakwood Mines. (View Post)