That's how I got this way: a natural allergy to femminess. (There's a reason my stepsons call me Ron Swanson.) (View Post)

I remember The Vicious Chicken of Bristol from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, but not what it involved (View Post)

The official motto of The Possum Lodge on The Red Green Show Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritadi (When all else fails, play dead) (View Post)

People with (natural) red hair seem to have diffrent reactions and tolerances to anasthetics, pain, pain relievers, etc. or maybe y’all are just doppelgängers (View Post)

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat today. Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat forever. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he’ll dine on steak and caviar with a new floozie every nigh… (View Post)