I've read about Polish history recently, once I found out that my wife's great-uncle was in the Polish Cavalry that faced the Panzers on horseback ... and survived. And yes, she is from The Old Count… (View Post)

Which, as we all know, works if one uses Base 13. (View Post)

It is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit… (View Post)

What’s the old Tennessee Williams line? “Well, Big Daddy, they say nature abhors a vacuum.” “That doesn’t mean a vacuum is worse than what nature replaces it with.” Or something like that. (View Post)

Well, I got my brain MRI results. They didn't find anything. Unfortunately, now that I'm brainless, I'll have to get a job as an expert on ESPN. (View Post)