Oh, so you work for the state of Illinois, eh? (View Post)

”You are the greatest lover I have ever had.” “Thank you, I practice a lot when I’m alone.” — Woody Allen, Love and Death (View Post)

TMI, dude. (View Post)

@Abi_Dalzim Not for a paladin. Choosing a paladin means accepting a lot of sacrifice and inconvenience. In the words of a great superhero, “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred”. (View Post)

Mama said so, according to LL Cool J. (View Post)