Right, I'll get out some apricot brandy. I made it using my grandmother's old Prohibition-era recipe. First, younsteal the apricots, ... (View Post)

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@Notabarbiegirl That's a good thought; thanks. Maybe talking to them will be the spark I need to blow up my ... Hm, wait, bad analogy. (View Post)

Advanced turnip technology. (View Post)

Haer'dalise can go eat an arrow of detonation. He's slimy, pompous, annoying, and wants to use Aerie. And not all that great from power gaming because of his lowish stats. They should have named him … (View Post)