Not more real than these blueberry chocolate chip cookies. Which I shan't give to you. (View Post)

It's spelled "charname" but it's pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove". (View Post)

Winthrop's old inn was quite clean. It made him go pompous and preen Until an elf lass Showed him her bare ass, Which brayed and ate up his last bean. Nashkel once held a fine fair. (View Post)

Also, keep in mind that clerics often have the best saving throws. All that divine favor thingy. Oh, and they level quicker than fighters and mages, so you get enhanced Thac0, more spells, and improv… (View Post)

But if she were sold, her value as a virgin would be SO much higher. Something only a high noble or great merchant could afford. Sorry to seem base, but this is how slavers think. (View Post)