I did that. It turns out that this state won't let me marry beer. (Thanks, Pence.) (View Post)

Throw in some Enron stock and you got a deal! (View Post)

I have a not-so-secret crush on myself. I am incapable of looking in the mirror without thinking “By Jove, I’m a handsome brute!” And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that I can sell … (View Post)

@Mirandel Fair enough. However (and I decided not to mention it in my previous post, but what the hell), I have known people with my condition who decided to rely on prayer instead of medicine. Or “a… (View Post)

An angry, ravenous beaver. With Improved Haste. (View Post)